10 Things You Didn't Know I Was Thankful For But I Am!

There is nothing I despise more than the use of cliche. Truly. It feels like lazy unimaginative writing to be and it's a bigger turn off than a Doritos burp.

That said, I am about to post a cliche blah-g because what else can I do on Thanksgiving Eve but think of things I am thankful for. What I will try to do is come up with non-cliche things to say so it feels fresh and so you don't call me a hypocrite. So please know I am beyond thankful for my family, health, career, friends, pets, freedom, pilgrims, Native America Indians, tofurkey, and you. But if I wrote those you'd be so bored with me so here are:

10 Things You Didn't Know I Was Thankful For But I Am!

1.  I have never puked from drinking alcohol.

2. Spell check.

3. Google

4. I love being alone.

5. Sushi

6. Steve Jobs

7. People over 50 who text. (No offense mom, seriously)

8. My friends for not being mad that I decided to not host thanksgiving this year.

9. If they are mad they aren't telling me.

10. Activists.

Happy (American) Thanksgiving!!!!

TTYW,

Lisi (Canadian but still thankful to be living here)