I've Returned But Never Learned!

The odd time there is a return. They come back to earn. Earn what you have at your sea. The lazy way it usually comes to be. Then that return comes up short. But why is usually the retort.

Hello blogland.
Life has been grand.
I've been a busy bee.
But I'm back to see thee.

I've been away.
I'm back to play.
I still have nothing to say.
So I'll repeat each day.

Hello blogland.
Life is still grand.
It's been a day.
I'm here to stay.

I enjoy seeing you.
I made a post or two.
Great post from you.
I read it all the way through.

It was so great.
None can relate.
Now come visit me.
Follow back my sea.

Here is the link.
I want to know what you think.
Actually, I want you to buy.
So give the link a try.

Hello blogland.
This is so grand.
Can you give me a hand?
Listen to my band.

Buy what we sell.
It sure is swell.
Come read my book.
I dare you to take a look.

Hello blogland.
This isn't grand.
This blogging thing is so hard.
I have to go mow the yard.

I have nothing to say.
I may come back one day.
But my stuff you can still buy.
You'll make me one happy girl or guy.

Ever run into any of those? I'm sure you have as they strike a pose. Come back all big and bad only to sell crap at their pad. But those Great Post comments are so swell. They should sell, sell, sell. Pffft and I'm a rhyming squirrel lass. Such bloggers won't be fooling my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.