Hating on Fairy Tales: A Not-So-Serious Take on a Ridiculous Article

I thoroughly enjoyed this. Lovely! #NoSatireHere

the orang-utan librarian

As much as I’d like to pretend that people don’t write pieces titled: “Five Reasons to Stop Reading Your Children Fairy Tales Now” this is a genuine title of a genuine article. I came across this gem while I was researching for my last piece and being a monkey I just couldn’t resist having my way with it. Rather than deconstructing all their ridiculous claims, I thought it would be far more fun to mock it *ahem* rewrite...