The Easy Like Takes A Hike!

This will be an easy post. I have it on good authority at our coast. Whose authority? Beats me. I think it came from some bird in a tree. Or maybe a message to me in my pee. Which is the better version to thee?

Easy is as easy does.
Easy comes just because.
Say it once, say it twice.
Be a dunce, pay the price.

If you love or if you like,
It becomes an easy hike.
Compare the task with another.
Suddenly you're one smart mother.

Take that mother as you will.
One way or another it fits the bill.
How it fits we still don't know.
So stop asking two days in a row.

How to stop before you start?
We've already taken to heart.
So how to stop after you start.
That is what needs to be taken apart.

It's easy to do for one and all.
There is the writing on the wall.
Close the stall and use the toilet.
There you go, words to foil it.

Just don't call or you'll find regret.
Or maybe some needs will be met.
Just watch out for an STD.
I hear those things stick with thee.

Easy like a worm to a bird.
Easy like saying your first word.
Easy like jumping from a bridge.
They stick easily more than a smidge.

Google easily denied that word.
They think it rather wrong and absurd.
But if I type it, does it apply?
I can easily let smidge fly.

We could also go back to the pigeon.
Then we could adapt it with smidgen.
It is easy like hamburgers to a large guy.
It is easy like answering a kid's why why why.

You have easily finished this rhyme.
It has easily taken up your time.
Or maybe it has taken down your time.
Either way, the clock easily gave a chime.

Wasn't that easy like whatever? Are you an it will be easy like kind of person with each endeavor? Do you compare before you even know? That is easy like easy like at any show. Did you get that? The cat easily chewed some repeat fat. Now I will easily pass some gas. You can compare yours easily to my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.