‘Waiter, there’s been a mix-up’

I’ve never rushed to the bathroom so quickly in all my life. After going to the movies, we decided to go out for dinner, my friends and I. Well, I really wish we hadn’t.

If you know anything about me, aside from the fact that I’m extremely accident prone, it’s that I’m a vegetarian, bordering on vegan.

Side note:

Vegetarian = no meat (no fish)

Pescetarian = no meat (will eat fish)

Vegan = no animal products whatsoever! 

So, every single restaurant we go to I have to be careful. Since realizin...