The Gutter Goes Name Ever So Tame!

We are going to visit some businesses today. The cat will take you from bay to bay. They are all real names too. That just makes you want to stop and view. Enjoy each place. I'm sure they have some table space.

Time to travel.
Can't unravel.
Visiting is the goal.
First stop, The Glory Hole.

Now that was fun.
What was done?
Beats little old me.
Call the Threeway Express to take thee.

My, what a trip.
Be sure to leave a good tip.
Then we'll do to Curl Up & Dye.
Damn, you may surely fry.

The next is all yours.
We aren't allowed any tours.
For they don't allow felines.
Enjoy Doggie Style Designs.

I hear they have great selections.
As does Unlimited Erections.
Hmm do they go hand in hand?
Something will sure stand.

Time to go to Booty's Hole of Crabs.
I hear they run tabs.
I could hear wrong.
You may be too busy itching to play along.

Could always go rowing.
But we may need Camel Towing.
Hey, you could get stuck.
They come with a big truck.

While the old couple bickers,
We'll stop at STD Wines & Liquors.
You can drink your cares away.
And kills germs just in case at your bay.

No, we aren't playing Donkey Kong.
Next we are going to A-Dong.
I'll let you discover what's there.
I'm snip snip, so what do I care?

Next we'll fish for some gators.
Have to stop at Master Baiter's.
Then we'll finish with something true.
Fuku Sushi will be on you.

Did you like your trip? Don't you now feel hip? We should go into vacation planning at our sea. No? Geez, how rude of thee. Have you seen any weird company names out and about? Maybe not weird, but dirty when thought out. Or just when spied. Could be taken that way when tried. I'm sure you'll want to write a travel log after your vacation pass, so I'll let you get to it and rest my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.