Serial Saturday Updates in the (Swollen) Face of Adversity!

Yes, I am updating again, despite the fact that I had a tooth extracted earlier and my head has that unique dentisty blend that is sort of numb, sort of throbbing and all prescription painkillers, baby.

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Timmy the Toothache says, “Codeine makes everything A-OK!”

I very nearly let tonight’s upload slide by, even though I super-promised not to forget again. And in fairness to me, I didn’t almost let it slide because I forgot, I just didn’t wanna do it. So I could sort of justify it to myself as I sprawled swollishly across the living room cough drooling down my shirt while I stared glazedly at the TV, but ultimately, I decided that I should really TRY to keep my promise, so here I am and here is my post, and here and here is the newest chapter of my Five Nights at Freddy’s fanfic, Everything Is All Right, Part IV: New Faces, Old Bones. It may not be the most polished chapter I’ve turned out, but by God it’s there, and I think we can all be a little proud of me for that.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to eat some pudding and finish this newspaper boat so I can sneak out to the neighbor’s koi pond and give my tooth a proper Viking funeral.

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It must be fun to live next door to me.