GaryView: Vampires Anonymous

Lissa: Of all the astonishingly stupid vampire films you own, this is right up there.
Gary: Have you forgotten Chances already?
Lissa: No. That still has the dubious distinction of being the most appalling. And this one at least has Michael Madsen in it. He was a very funny vampire.
Gary: At least they got the stuff right about reflections and sunlight, and not being able to eat food.
Lissa: Yeah, it seemed a lot more accurate than usual. Pity the rest of it was so... odd.
Gary: And really, it's ...