I'm finding it harder to take things serious every day.

So the unit I work at has recently put procedures in place that we should follow should a gunman ever let loose on us. I suggested that, seeing as we are the military, they could just arm us. After the laughing stopped, they said no.

I then suggested putting a sign on the door to our office which read: "This office only contains low level minions who couldn't possibly have screwed you over in the past."

Again, no.

I'd like to tell you what they finally went with, but then I'd have to kill you - unless you actually show up with a gun, of course.