The Best Part of SBL - Wacko Exhibitors

I've been perusing the Society of Biblical Literature (SBL) annual meeting handbook - in New Orleans in November. Inevitably I turn to the list of exhibitors, dreaming of those wacko stands somewhere out the back of the exhibitor hall. You know the types: a solitary book in a lurid cover with free exerpts and incense sticks. Or a group offering tours - with a running video and idiot presenter - to religious sites in Kansas. Or free dick-warmers or chastity belts with an appropriate Bible text...