Hairy is not an option: attraction and revulsion

First, an excerpt from Travels with a Ladyboy, for your entertainment. We’ll get to the hairy down the page.

Christmas Karaoke

It’s Christmas Eve and we have come to a friend’s party in Ipil-Ipil. Much against my desire and better judgement I have funded the videoke machine, which lurks in the corner like a castrated Dalek — and is the more malevolent for its fate. This is blasting out at deafening volume, which is, I suppose, justified. It has to be that loud to drown out the neighbours on e...