Resolve This

As promised, here is a thorough accounting of my New Year's resolution of Twenty-Eighteen:


Perhaps the results might have been different if I'd resolved to ride only that sweet, sweet fixie in the photo.  Regardless, success is how you define it, and by that metric I'm the very embodiment of it.

For 2019 I hereby resolve to revel in my vast and ever-increasing stable of velocipedes.

Flippantly,


--Tan Tenovo