Big Big Big Dances A Jig!

That is a lot of bigs at play. I guess they just have something big to say. Or maybe they have an ego problem that needs to get looked at. Don't ask me, I'm not a shrink cat.

Today it's new.
A Tuesday too.
I've never seen that before.
Nope, never ever at our shore.

Wednesday and Friday, yep.
At least one has pep.
But not Tuesday.
Never ever. No way.

Do I protest too much?
Maybe just a touch.
But I tried to channel you.
I want it to be oh so new.

I guess reality kicked in.
Does it take longer for humans as they spin?
Maybe they just have nothing in their head.
Would that make them undead?

Can you answer that with nothing up there?
Oh, big big big questions at my lair.
You may be overloaded on the first day.
Are you a baby at your bay?

No? Then does it count?
Isn't it another in the long amount?
Do you hate mathematical stuff?
Is that why getting rid of new is tough?

Oh, but big big big wants to play.
Damn, like herpes it never goes away.
Hey, maybe they'll cure it one day.
Then you can go out to play.

That would be big big big news.
But the first would get the blues.
Can't figure out why?
Geez, you humans aren't very spry.

For it won't, probably, most likely, next to never, happen on this day.
Nope, no magic will come to play.
Damn, I ruined it two days in a row.
I'm such a downer at my show.

But then up or down,
It shall come to town.
This day or that day.
Big big big won't magically come to play.

Do you think your life changed today? Wowee, you are so special at your bay. I want to shake your germy hand. Yeah, if you believe that, I have this parcel of land. I swear it is big big big. You'll buy it and dance a jig. Big changes never come when you least expect them or you make the change or you put effort in. Nope, they come from giving a Tuesday a spin. Damn, I mean the number 1. Wait. Is that why so much whining is done? Do you revert back to a newborn mass? Wow, world issue solved by my not so magical, unless you count the gas, little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.