The Tweeting Spirit Makes You Fear It!

This will make you think the new year is grand. I'll give your so called magic a hand. People say such magical things after all. On Twitter they just never stall.

My goal for today was on time.
So it didn't get stopped by a mime?
Love is friendship that has caught fire.
Damn, dial 911 if things get dire.

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No thanks at our shore.
It is national fruitcake day and I can't believe it.
My, the fruitcakes are sure coming out to twit.

The weene side.
Between a right and left ride?
Take a stand against crime.
Is that like the equivalent of a talking mime?

Men and women need to understand what makes each other trick.
Hmmm the coppers may then arrest you some slick.
I'm on the loan, okay?
I don't know, did you crush it at your bay?

This morning I started my second full week.
A baby genius just gave twitter a peek.
Stock fell and rose and where were you?
I think I was dropping something in the loo.

Cats talk with their nails.
Only when humanity fails.
My job is all jobbed out.
So can you still call it a job when about?

Meals take free.
Days old, so no fee?
Why must animals eat my grass?
Because you didn't have a sign saying do not trespass?

Can you hop and eat?
Wouldn't that ruin any treat?
Things can't go wrong for me.
And you are complaining why at your sea?

Boiled eggs and toast.
And you just wanted to boast?
Stylin with my rocking boots.
And we should give two hoots?

Don't take the wave, take the ocean.
My, that may cause a world-wide commotion.
With new years coming now is the time to get ready for the magic.
Another sucker has been born, how tragic.

And there you go. Don't you love a magic show? The words are so magical for you. Now you can go and tweet a few. Tweet the magic far and near. Be sure and let everyone hear. For it is oh so real. And pssst I'm really a rhyming wheel. Any magically dumb tweets that you've seen come to pass? Or maybe just a few funny ones in mass? Or a spambot lass? I don't need any pornomats to wipe my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.