Only Needy Comes A Greedy!

I need to type this today. If I don't, I can't say. It is too tragic. I'll drain the world of magic. Damn, it was said. Off with my head. How can this be? I need to go climb a tree.

You are in need.
In need of a shower.
Forget about the greed,
You grow more rank by the hour.

You are in need.
In need of a car.
Yes, you are indeed.
Your new one can't go far.

You are in need.
In need of travel.
It must take seed.
If not, life will unravel.

You are in need.
In need of that sparkly rock.
If not, your eyes will bleed.
You'll then go into shock.

You are in need.
In need for a lottery win.
Rub my hands in greed,
If I lose I'll turn into Rin Tin Tin.

You are in need.
In need of a drink.
You just picked out a weed,
So you deserve a glass clink.

You are in need.
In need of a million dollar home.
You have two hamsters to feed.
They need a place to roam.

You are in need.
In need of a date.
You have built up seed.
You really need to mate.

You are in need.
In need of a switch.
Want is your deed.
Isn't deciphering between the two a bitch?

You are in need.
In need of a kick to the head.
Hey, then maybe the need will be freed,
And you can sleep tight in bed.

Do you need to say anything today? Do you need to come clean at your bay? Do you need to shower? If no, you either did, or that could be why dates barely last an hour. Hey, I needed to help you out with two. Damn, now I'm doing it too. I wanted to help you out with two. But did I really at my zoo? Maybe I just wanted to give the needy, who aren't really needy, some sass. That sounds more like it with my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.