A Merry One More At Your Shore!

That day has come back. The one with plenty of boxes appearing at our shack. And other messes that allow me to play. Hey, I also want to have a merry day.


Hope a great one is had.All kinds of fun at your pad.And whatever else you do.Maybe you go to the zoo.
Maybe you itch.That may be a bitch.But they make pills for that.Makes the fleas and worms go splat.
Now that's a cheery thought.I guess it beats a killer robot.At least worms let you stay alive.Robots may make you take a nosedive.
A sex bot, you say?My, what a merry day.Not sure where or why.Hey, I just let it flow on the fly.
So Merry Christmas to one and all.Hopefully you don't have a great fall.And remember that if all you got was coal,At least this scary Santa didn't come by for a stroll.

Didn't you just want to see that once more? I gave you your Christmas wish at our shore. I'm just such a merry cat. Now I shall stop chewing the fat. I'll let you do that with your bird. Stuffing a bird's butt is so absurd. I really had to give that sass. Merry Christmas from Pat, Cass, and my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.