The Rules of the Road

I’m looking to lease a new car and so my oldest son, Ted, and I went out for a test drive.  Wayne is still in Florida and gave us specific instructions on which vehicles had the horsepower he wants.  Seeing that this was more of a man thing, I asked Ted to drive.  Wouldn’t you know it, within a mile of the dealership Ted got pulled over by the local police.  When the officer asked Ted what he was doing, he politely responded that he was test driving the car.  The salesman was in the back...