How to Become a Felon Overnight

Good day, folks.

I am sure the title to this missive has many of you perplexed. So, let me get right to it. As reported by CNS News:

“Owners of bump stocks have 90 days to destroy them beyond repair or surrender them to the government, the Trump administration announced on Tuesday. 

Spokeswoman Sarah Huckabee Sanders made the announcement at a White House news conference: 

On another note, the president is once again fulfilling a promise he made to the American people, and this morning, the a...