My mom… not so much good with names…

My mom doesn't really like when I share her momisms here but NOT sharing them was crushing all the fun out of my life so she'll have to deal.

First, this classic from several months ago:

"Robert Pattinson. Isn't he in that movie with Reese Witherwhatever, Elephants Can't Swim?" -My mom

And then, from just now:

Mom: Doesn't Reese… *a long pause ensues in which I assume she's going to say some version of Witherspoon when she throws me a curve ball* Fillbus look good?

Me: …I'm sure I would agree...