Now you too can smell like a moist netherworld beast.

Tired of perfumes that lend you the aroma of flowers and Jennifer Lopez? Looking for a replacement to that library-related scent I told you about a few months back?
Well, your prayers to the demon underlords of your nightmares have been answered!
Presenting The Lovecraft Collection from the Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab; "scents inspired by the works of H.P. Lovecraft and the Cthulhu Mythos."
Who's Lovecraft? Why that's H.P. Lovecraft, early 20th century teller of tall tales, many of which...