A Label Making Kinda Faking!

The cat will label you all today. Or at least label things at play. Labels are everywhere. We need them at our lair. They are so trendy. Some even come out bendy.

A label for me.A cat you see.A label for you.A human for view.
That's the words.They come in herds.Saying not showing.Out they are flowing.
This is a door.A label that says no more.This is a floor.Again, says no more.
This is a wall.The label says it all.This is the ceiling.This label has feeling.
Need I do more?I must go explore.You just have to know.No. These labels don't glow.
This is a post.You'll like it most.That is a happy feeling.A bit better than the ceiling.
This is a toilet.Did the label spoil it?This is a hair.Bald people may stare.
This is a handle.Less intriguing than a candle.This is a window.The label still doesn't glow.
This is a switch.Label shows which is which.Don't mess it up with the wall.Two labels for all.
This is a cat.I know you know that.This is gas.The label blew off with its mass.
Have you ever seen anything labeled that was just lame? Did you really need to know such a claim? Oh, this is a wall. Umm, err, okay, I didn't think it was a bathroom stall. It's good though that I labeled myself a cat. I wouldn't want anyone thinking that I'm a unicorn where we are at. My labels my turn out rather crass. But at least they'd be fun from my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.