"Buy yourself a few things,"

I'm my mother's daughter. So in the quest to grow up, I thought I'd start by shopping.

So yesterday, I bought myself a cashmere sweater. 1) I feel like I need a few pieces of clothing that aren't from the Goodwill. And I thought cashmere, expensive, in a rich color and classic cut, might be the way to go. Thus, Barney's. But 2) I may not be an expensive sweater kind of girl (I mean, woman). I don't feel right about spending the money if it's not amazing. And 3) when I put the sweater on and asked Gordon, he said, "You have big boobs and a beautiful little waist - why do you persist in buying clothes that make you look like my bubby?"

Today, I am taking the sweater back.