That bites.

Woman arrested in Denver for "biting people." As in, attacking their necks like she was all Twilight-ed or something.

Creepy, yes, but the cop statement was amusing.

Read it here.

Statement from the local vampire hive: "We have no knowledge of this woman's activities and, in fact, we resent the efforts of these poseurs to appropriate our culture. We will not be colonized. Please visit our Free the Fang website."