Space Weasel: BELCH!
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This story is like warm pepperoni pizza. Minimum-wage-working-hands make this pie when Pauly Shore and Joey Gladstone are doin’ some cloud watchin’ together. Those two (pssh) so silly sometimes. That lazy man’s sport goes wrong when a huge flyin’ saucer comes down and steals Joey away. Pauly then is left alone; but fiction gets thrown in the pizza oven when he encounters Natalie Portman. Yeah, Natalie Portman; that super Saiyan sexy celebrity. Natalie says she’s been tracking that Space Weasel and knows where his friend was taken. So, that’s where things get all melt-y cheesy and put on a plate for you to eat. The two set out to track that darn star varmint and get Pauly his cloud watchin’ friend back!
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ABOUT BRIDGET:
Bridget Chase is an American author who primarily writes both horror and satirical comedy. He was born in Houston Texas; studied art at the University of Texas San Antonio (bore) where he received his Bachelor of Fine Art. He was a school teacher for many years, but left because it sucked ass. Bridget currently resides in Boulder Colorado where he has an art studio and works everyday writing new stories.
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“Need money for booze ‘n drugs; dayum b&tches ain’t cheap, ya’ hear?
Whole Milk needz his self ta’ finance ‘a hot tub ‘n sh&t.” -Bridget Chase-
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