Inappropriate Moments II

<!--[if gte mso 9:]><xml> Normal 0 false false false MicrosoftInternetExplorer4 </xml><![endif:]--><!--[if gte mso 9:]><xml> </xml><![endif:]-->I had planned to read the reports of inappropriate witticisms that many of you submitted yesterday and put the best one in today's post. It turns out that there is a problem with that plan: I really don't want anyone to know which one of those stories made me laugh hardest.

Somewhere in the darkest part of my mind there's a little dark room. And inside that room is a closet. And inside the closet is a little box, covered with a wool blanket. That's the place I plan to keep some of your storie...