A Few Words on Chaz Bono

To say that I do not care for Chaz Bono is an understatement. Let me explain.

Funny AND true

1. I'm not a fan of celebrity spawn being famous for no real reason. What does this 1400 lb creature do for a living? Does ANYONE know?

2. It's not a man. It doesn't have a wiener, do you know that? It's basically just a hairy woman. My high school was 35% Persian. Trust me, I know a hairy woman when I see one. And clearly, Cher doesn't really support this son/daughter thing after all. She has more money than god but yet she won't buy her shemale child a wiener? Why not? If my kid put WIENER at the top of every single Christmas list, goddammit I'd get them a wiener.

 

 

3. This whole "I've always felt like a boy" thing is bullshit. Can you imagine having Cher as your female role model? How in hell could you ever expect to live up to that? Chaz clearly didn't even bother to try. I can't really blame it for that, but still…

4. You can't just switch genders when you get too fat and hairy for the one you were born into.

I know some people find this offensive, but guess what–I find this human bean bag chair offensive too. So there.