Was I Funny Yesterday?
Yesterday,instead of my usualHumorous Friday Post,I wrote the storyCannabis Vodka Anyone?I thought it would be funny to learn howGlobal Companiesare now finally scrambling to get into theMarijuana Trade.They are buying into already establishedCannabis Growersfrom around theWorldbecause in theUnited States,Marijuanais still considered aClass 1 Drugby theFederal Governmenteven though almost everyState Of The Unionhas decriminalized it.So businesses here have to go to other countries to get a piece of the action.I do not condone the use of any drug,even though,when I was younger,I took part in smokingWeed & Cigarettes,and Drank Alcohol & Coffee.Now it isEnergy DrinksandChocolate.Yes,you know you can get addicted toChocolate.I no longer do most of these drugs,but I am sticking with theEnergy DrinksandChocolate.Right now, I just wish I could think of something funny to say aboutMarijuana.Oh wait.
How do you know you are a true stoner?When your bong gets washed more than your dishes!
Police Officer: "How high are you?"Pothead: "No officer, it's "Hi, How are you?" Did you hear about the kid that overdosed on weed?Neither did I.
If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time,there would be world peace for at least two hours.Followed by a global food shortage.
http://www.jokes4us.com/dirtyjokes/marijuanajokes.html This is,NASA's InSight Mars Lander 'Hears' Martian Wind, a Cosmic FirstJim Hauenstein, And, “Scientists have invented a new strain of cannabis without the high. They celebrated with non-alcoholic beer and furious dry-humping.”
- Stephen Colbert -
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How do you know you are a true stoner?When your bong gets washed more than your dishes! Police Officer: "How high are you?"Pothead: "No officer, it's "Hi, How are you?" Did you hear about the kid that overdosed on weed?Neither did I.
If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time,there would be world peace for at least two hours.Followed by a global food shortage.
http://www.jokes4us.com/dirtyjokes/marijuanajokes.html This is,NASA's InSight Mars Lander 'Hears' Martian Wind, a Cosmic FirstJim Hauenstein, And, “Scientists have invented a new strain of cannabis without the high. They celebrated with non-alcoholic beer and furious dry-humping.”
- Stephen Colbert -
That is my story and I am sticking to it!
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Thanks for reading.
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