Available Today Or Not At Play!

The cat is available to make this rhyme. At least when I'm doing so at this time. The time is 6:17 PM Atlantic, if you must know. My availability may change by the time this is given a go.

Today is the day.
Today you go out to play.
You got everything ready.
Then the phone rings steady.

Are you available?
This thing is salable.
I need you here.
You availability must be clear.

Are you available?
I don't care if you are bailable.
I want you in here now.
So you better get here somehow.

Are you available?
This sale is scalable.
You can sell with ease.
This one is a breeze.

Are you available?
You clearly are mailable.
So answer and get here.
Your availability is clear.

Are you available?
An offense may be jailable.
You better respond.
Or be in the great beyond.

Are you available?
This may leave you unbailable.
Then in a cell you'll rot.
You won't like its cot.

Are you available?
This may soon become unsalable.
Get here and get it done.
I don't care about your fun.

Are you available?
Me? No, I'm unavailable.
I've gone out to enjoy the day.
Get there and make the sale, okay?

Today was the day.
Today you were going to play.
Today your availability changed.
Today got rearranged.

Don't you love that? Are you available where you are at? Love how it usually means get here stat and/or your plans are going to fall flat? Then those asking usually want to do something that they want. Don't those words try to haunt? Do you answer yes or no, or just ignore and out the door you go? We're available when we are supposed to be for a work pass. On the rest, it depends when you catch my mostly unavailable little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.