Topic Tag: Yellow Towel

This week's topic tag is actually courtesy of @quillsandzebras, who send along some truly remarkable search terms that people used to arrive at her site.  I won't list them here, but you'll probably be able to guess… they're the really, really freaky parts of the story.

Norman's PDA was broken, but he still had four hours left in his day.  He rotated the batteries, just in case, but there was no change.  The thing was dead.

"Hey Norm," said Pete, popping out of a nearby doorway with a...