A Never Act Dreams Up A Fact!

I never knew what I never knew. That sure can confuse through and through. Or maybe out and out. It can confuse like a slippery trout. You know, as it comes out your ear. Boy, am I a confusing rhyming rear.

Something you find.
Something that's kind.
Something that's not.
We follow the same plot.

The plot of night.
Or in the light.
Night shifts suck,
So we'll pass the buck.

Here's your deer.
Take it by the ear.
What? We passed it to you.
I told you so at my zoo.

You never dreamt that?
My, I am a crazy cat.
You should have known.
Was staring you in the face in your ice cream cone.

You never dreamt that?
Are you toying with the cat?
I know you knew ice cream cones can talk.
Just like bears in tutus can walk.

You never dreamt that?
Do you even dream where you're at?
I really don't want to know.
For your ears may wake me with a glow.

You never dreamt that?
Damn, where's my hat.
I need to pull out random things.
Maybe I'll find you the ace of kings.

You never dreamt that?
Made up by the cat?
Bah, it is the real deal.
It has a Star Wars seal.

You never dreamt that?
Do your dreams fall flat?
Are you a smudge in the dirt?
Do you wear that bear's tutu skirt?

You never dreamt that?
Okay, you can chew some other fat.
Like the cat on a gnat.
I know. I know. You never dreamt that.

Why would you ever dream such things anyway? Are you a nutty dreamer at your bay? Do Star Wars and bears in tutus play in your head? Like sugar plum ferries in your bed. Hmmm that could be a bad porno. I think we will umm leave that hang low. Of course you never dreamt that, it was foolish stuff from a rhyming cat. So why even say it? Do you humans really dream crazy umm shit? The cat must have killer gas as he knocks you into dream world with his little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.