Crazy Story

They think this little boy has learning difficulties so they put him in a special school. One day they give him a lump of clay to play with and he takes it into the corner and starts modeling a person.



Teacher comes along and says, "Hi Johnny, what is that?"



"It's poo."



"I mean, what are you making?"



"A teacher." So she sends for the principal.



Principal says, "Hey there son, What's that?"



"Poo."



"What I mean is, what are you making?"



"A Principal." So they send for the psychiatrist.



"Good Morning Johnny. I know what you've got there."



"What?"



"Poo."



"That's right."



"And I know what you're making too!"



"What?"



"A Psychiatrist. Right?"



"Wrong. They didn't give me enough poo."




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