TOP TEN Alternate “TPK” Terms

Sometimes things don’t go well in an RPG, and all the player characters die. This sad event is often known as a Total party Kill, or TPK.

But what ELSE could you call it, if someone asks you what your game was like the day after a wipeout?

TOP TEN ALTERNATIVES TO CALL THE GAME IF IT WAS A TPK

10. The ultimate validation of our sense that our characters faced real risks during gametime.

9. Teambuilding exercise to all travel beyond the pale.

8. Once-in-a-lifetime investment prospect involving buying a farm together.

7. Impressive group effort to push up ALL the daisies.

6. Six-way tie of the world “playing opossum” championships.

5. Story-driven opportunity for everyone to make new characters.

4. Achievement of biological function zero.

3. The “Last Stand of the Swiss Guard” memorial game session.

2. An involuntary change of the campaign to an all-outer-planes petitioners game.

1. Unscheduled playtest of the we are all dead and dying and not coming back rules.

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