Friday Funny

I'm starting some fun posts to run at the end of the week. Here's the first, with a holiday theme.

​Ah, Black Friday, the Capitalist's tantamount holiday. Some of its trappings lead to unexpected inspiration, like this: Excuse me, sir?" 
"Yes, what is it?" 
"It's just that, uh, you've got, um something." 
"I've what?" 
"Right there. And there. And--" 
"Oh bother. Faeries in my beard? Again?"
"Yes, sir. I didn't want to say anything but, well, they're er--"
"The buggers are lighting up, aren't they?" 
"Uh huh."