Shocking truths about me

A friend who knows me well created this list. 

I'm not sure if I would refer to any of these items as shocking, but a few are mildly surprising.

I have never used an illegal drug. Did not drink alcohol until long after graduating high school. I have never tasted coffee. I have never lost an arm wrestling match. I have not vomited since 1983. I unknowingly ate my pet rabbit. I was suspended from school for inciting riot upon myself. My wife and I both attended all-women's colleges.