5 Things You Should Know About the Dead by Jason Krumbine

5 Things You Should Know About the Dead

By Jason Krumbine

1. They often don't want to be dead. True story. Everyone's always taken before their time, even that old guy who was around for the invention of the wheel.

2. They are always disoriented. Dying is often sudden, even when it's not. One moment you're alive, the next you're not. It's a shift of your very being and it can someone a few minutes or more to get organized.

3.  Some times they can be very mean after they're not so ...