A Little Deceit Meet And Greet!

The cat will help you out today. I'll stick them all in one spot at my bay. Well I guess I lied. Damn, I already took you for a ride. Where did we go? Damned if I know. I better get going before I add more. I don't want to be a completely deceitful shore.

Easy to install.Already had a ball.It's filled with deceit.No need to repeat.
Luck is on your side.Deceit took you for a ride.Fake word and fake crap.Sorry that you lost your pants, chap.
It's fun to run.Yeah, and I'm a nun.They are both such a true fact.Didn't you see the cat in Sister Act?
Things will get better.Are you my volleyball setter?Can you get it in the air?I broke my leg, not fair.
Things can only go up.Umm, sure, right, yup.The house just went boom.I did climb a mushroom.
No knowledge necessary to apply.So a plane I can fly?Sign me up today.With those big things I want to play.
Makes life easier.Are you a pleasier?Now I have Grammar Nazis after me.I thought you said life would be easy?
A monkey could do it.Did they just throw shit?Did they just eat your ear?Damn, I so want a monkey near.
It can help you.And I can moo.Sorry, I don't.I can, but won't.
Knowledge is power.Wow, I just used up an hour.I learned that grass can grow.I'm so powerful at my show.
Know any more deceitful sayings at your shore? We could go on forever as there are plenty more. Most of them are just crap. Sometimes true when they take a lap. But more often than not, they have no bearing on the plot. Of course if you hired a man servant or some maid lass, you could make life easier like it is with a human slave for my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.