Things I’ve said already today: “You dropped a sock. I’m hanging it on your doorknob.”“NOT ON MY TITS, DOG.”“Clearly this fellow’s only experience of sex comes from Clive Cussler novels.”“What’s the right time to tell your date about your barbed penis?”“I’d read that for charity, but I’d need a LOT of weed.”“No, Mary Berry wouldn’t …
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Published on November 20, 2018 08:28