Writing Exercise

The 2nd Annual Talk Like a Pirate Writing Exercise

Early in the service your priest/minister/rabbi/whatever collapses with a heart attack. After his corpse is dragged onto the front lawn you realize that someone has to give the sermon, and why not you? And since it's International Talk Like a Pirate Day . . .

Write the sermon or the scene. 300 words max. Deadline Sunday, 10 AM eastern.

For tips on talking like a pirate try Google; for samples, check out 9/21/08 in the blog archives.