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Arthur wrote: "BlairB wrote: "What if I'm interested, but only have one longass one?"SHOVE IT UP YER BLOWHOLE NIMROD"
Heh. Yeah, you tell his old, long-winded, untoward ass, Art!
BlairB wrote: "Portions have previously appeared in the following; New Yorker, Esquire, Playboy, New York Times, Ploughshares, Paris Review, and Horror Sleaze Trash (HST), right next to the chicks with dicks section."I had no idea you'd placed work in so many prestigious publications!
What can I say. Featured Matthias Nelson fits here, and in this showing has a knack for creating mystery. That's a compliment.
The description of "Portrait of the Alcoholic" by Kaveh Akbar opens with "Was it Jung who speculated that alcoholism might be an attempt at a material solution for a spiritual problem?"
I'm not sure, but if he did, he stole it from Bukowski.
I'm not sure, but if he did, he stole it from Bukowski.
BlairB wrote: "Have to say that I think I solidified my front runner status for Troll of the Year-2018. It's a real accomplishment, as I haven't been trying for 11 of the 12 months."Like I always say, I guess you're just a natural.
With Stephanie Wytovich's first two poems on HST, I was wondering if she was going to make it. Sadly, the third says she didn't. If you'd like to read Steph's entire life from Eden to enbalment, read her half an HST page.
BlairB wrote: "Would you believe "emulous?"""Crapulous" is more like it, after the past few days I've had.
BlairB wrote: "Time is on your side, as whatever it is, will be worse tomorrow, and then you get arthritis, osteoporosis and the heartbreak of psoriasis. And you then fully realize that it will continue to get worse until you die, which isn't very far off, and chances are it will be a protracted painful fadeout, and the jerks are cracking down on the OxyContin prescriptions."Lol, and THAT'S when I'll finally be ready to assume your mantle as TOP TROLL OF GOODREADS???




SHOVE IT UP YER BLOWHOLE NIMROD