Buy It Because Of That Where You're At!

Don't you want to buy? Buy what? Bah, I lie. Nothing to buy here, so move along and peer. Yeah, peer over there. That is where you spend all you have to spare. That is so much better. Hmm, Pat may get a nasty letter.

Comparing to this.
Comparing to that.
One's always bliss,
That other always scat.

One has to win.
One has to lose.
Do the other in,
Win a free cruise.

Catch germs galore.
Puke over the edge.
Kiss the germy shore,
Unless you fall over the ledge.

So why do that?
It is just so wrong.
Forget that strat.
A resort is more strong.

Stronger than a ship.
Stronger than staying home.
But oh, its not stronger than this trip.
Go where the dinosaurs roam.

You'll love it there.
Back in time.
Stuck completely unaware.
But you'll never see a mime.

Speaking of which.
That was a glitch.
You may want to switch.
Dinosaurs are a bitch.

They just lose.
Stick to the cruise.
You get free booze.
Maybe some cool ooze.

Flipped back around?
Round and round we go?
Bah, a resort can be found.
That cruise is filled with you know.

I didn't say germs.
You just thought it.
You opened the can of worms.
We'll get back to you in a bit.

Don't you love the compare? They sell you it with comparing to spare. No matter what. Movie, book, trip, etc. at any hut. You are sold by comparing away. When really, they just want your pay. Then round and round it goes. Have you fallen for comparing highs and lows? I'm sure that one has shinier glass. On whatever that is you can surely, not really, trust my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.