What I Won't or Can't Write

Q: We all write the kind of novels we want to write. What kind of novel  would you never write? 
- from Susan

1.    A historical with battlefield scenes.
2.     A bodice-ripper.
3.     A Western.
4.     A story with torture scenes.
5.     Science fiction.
6.     The Great American Novel.
7.     A Jane Austin novel...