My book is on amazon. If you ever loved, liked (or loathed me and want to pick apart my placement of commas) go. go now.

Go right here and ask them to tell you when you can buy it with good English (Scottish, Welsh, Irish, Mongolian I'm not fussy) pennies.

You can 'like' it if you want.

Or share it via a vast array of social network mediums. Perhaps, if I was ever very nice to you indeed, you would be happy to do all of the above. Yes? Good, we're agreed. 

…You see, I'm going to be all over this marketing thingy.

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