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“I had my ex blindfolded, handcuffed, and in lingerie. I was also in lingerie and high heels. I had just finished giving her a massage with oil and I thought we were alone in her apartment, so I went to get ice. It turned out her roommates had just walked in, and I freaked out. I slipped on the kitchen floor — ice went everywhere and I landed straight on my ass. Meanwhile, my girlfriend was freaking out because everyone could see her in the doorway and she couldn’t move or see.”
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Published on November 04, 2018 21:00