Hello, 21st Century!

I held out for a long time.

My friends all got one. My mom got one. My Very Proper Sister told me it was awesome. Even my 94-year-old grandmother has one.

That’s right… Everyone had a smartphone but me.

[image error]Am I truly the last?

When my African immigrant students offered to take up a collection for me, I thought it might finally be time to get a freaking smartphone.

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And then my awesome step-mom upgraded to an iPhone 1,000 (or whatever) and sent me her old one.

So, it’s official: I’m now part of the 21st century.

[image error]So… how does this thing work?

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