Friday Flash Fiction: Morons

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“Excuse me—”

I reeled around. “For the last time,” I said, “I don’t work here! Just because I’m wearing a tie… when will you people realize?!”

“I—um—”

I shook my head. “I’ve just hadit with you morons! No, I don’t know where the masking tape is. Or the staplers. Or the ink. I swear, if one more dimwit asks me about acrylic paint…”

“No, sir, I’m sorry—it’s just—you dropped your wallet.”

(75 Words)

Image from Pixabay © Ashish_Choudhary 2014

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