It seems that I've reached something of a milestone: the next person to buy one of my books will be the lucky owner of the 666th copy. I cannot, however, be held accountable for what may be unleashed upon its receipt. A devilishly good bargain. If it should happen to be you, I'll see if I can summon up the spirit of Robert Tooley to deploy countermeasures, but as he is a far from reliable character, and something of a swindler, you may choose not to employ his services.
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