Bite Me

I feel kind of odd posting about apples today. Considering we lost one of the greatest visionaries of our time yesterday, R.I.P. Steve Jobs. – As my mantra states "Creativity is the Catalyst to the Future" and Steve's creative and innovative mind brought us the best technology to create, deliver and consume music and media. Such. A. Loss.

Now- on to why I'm writing about apples – An apple a day keeps the doctor away – and a fat ass. Nah, not wholly, of course, keeping a fat ass away takes a lot of work. Trust me, I know. It's all relative no matter what "size" you are.

I was inspired by my "friend", David Zinczenko. His post today stated: "BREAKFAST BOMB: IHOP's Country Chicken Fried Steak & Eggs w/ Sausage Gravy has 1680 cals! That's like 7 Wendy's Jr. Hamburgers!" –

ARE YOU EFFING KIDDING ME?!!! I gag just thinking about it.  

Choose right people. You have one life. One Body. Love it.

No, apples won't kill you – but eating like shit will…eventually.  AND get off your ass and walk the dog or something like that. MUAH!!