Give Me All Your Peanut Butter Cups
I am warning you thatHalloweenis quickly approaching.It is a daySpooky Frightening Apparitionsrise from theirGraves,Hollows,andHaunted Houses.WhereWitches,Warlocks,Goblins,Vampires,andFrankenstein Monstersroam our streets.Chucky,Freddy Krueger,andMicheal Myersterrorize peaceful neighborhoods.WithSuper HeroesandCartoon Charactersgoing hand in hand withPixiesandFairies.A night to celebrate everything that terrifiesand stimulates imagination in our young.The day before the opposite is celebrated by theKneeling,Let Me Suffer For My Faith,Christians.All Saints Day.Maybe that is whyHalloweenis celebrated across theWorld.To have some fun before the2.2 Billion Christianhave to suffer the next day?
Well,I don't want anyone to suffer any day of the week if I can help it.So here are some words of wisdom.
A Ghoul asking her fellow Ghouly,"What are you going to be for Halloween?"Ghouly answers.
"Drunk."
My neighbor talking to another neighbor."Thank goodness for Halloween. The cobwebs in my house are now decorations."
Why didn't the skeleton dance at the Halloween Party?He had no-body to dance with!
I know these all sound likeDad Jokes,so here is a word of advice for everyone over twenty-one.
Don't Trick or Treatat aNudist ColonyonHalloween.It's the only night they put any clothes on!
This is,Buying Up All The Peanut Butter Cups I Can Find,Jim Hauenstein,
And,
“Eye of newt, and toe of frog, Wool of bat, and tongue of dog, Adder's fork, and blind-worm's sting, Lizard's leg, and owlet's wing, For a charm of powerful trouble, Like a hell-broth boil and bubble. Double, double toil and trouble, Fire burn, and caldron bubble.”
- William Shakespeare -
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Well,I don't want anyone to suffer any day of the week if I can help it.So here are some words of wisdom.A Ghoul asking her fellow Ghouly,"What are you going to be for Halloween?"Ghouly answers.
"Drunk."
My neighbor talking to another neighbor."Thank goodness for Halloween. The cobwebs in my house are now decorations."
Why didn't the skeleton dance at the Halloween Party?He had no-body to dance with!
I know these all sound likeDad Jokes,so here is a word of advice for everyone over twenty-one.
Don't Trick or Treatat aNudist ColonyonHalloween.It's the only night they put any clothes on!
This is,Buying Up All The Peanut Butter Cups I Can Find,Jim Hauenstein,
And,
“Eye of newt, and toe of frog, Wool of bat, and tongue of dog, Adder's fork, and blind-worm's sting, Lizard's leg, and owlet's wing, For a charm of powerful trouble, Like a hell-broth boil and bubble. Double, double toil and trouble, Fire burn, and caldron bubble.”
- William Shakespeare -
That is my story and I am sticking to it!
Like what you are reading?
Sign up as a Follower,or Set up my Blogas your Homepageon your Web-browser,or Leave a Comment,or a Suggestion,and I will answer you in a Post.
Thanks for reading.
If you are reading this on aCell-Phone,below this story you will see aLinkwhere it says;View Web Version.To truly get the full benefit of myBlog,I suggest you view the web version.You will just have to expand the page to be able to read it.
Thanks again.
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