One-Act Play

SCENE:  I (hereafter ME) am driving down the freeway in my car.  The phone rings. ME: Hello? RUSSIAN ACCENT: Hello.  Where are you right now? ME: I’m in my car, driving. RUSSIAN ACCENT:  Can you pull over?  This is an important message. ME: No, I can’t pull over. RUSSIAN ACCENT: Are you sure?  This is very important. ME: I can’t pull over. RUSSIAN ACCENT: You have just [inaudible]. ME:  What? RUSSIAN ACCENT: You have just won Publisher’s Clearing House! ME:  I’ve just won Publisher’s Clearing...