JOURNAL OF A DEBUT AUTHOR - CHAPTER TWO: Receiving an actual contract! Um... what do I do with this?

Well, sign it obviously.
Except nothing is ever quite as straightforward as that.
 
 
My very first thoughts after being offered a contract was mfmfmghuiewhieuwfjghb!!!!!

I was pretty excited.

And basically couldn’t hold a normal conversation with the nice people at Wakefield Press who were offering me a contract. (I spent a lot of that meeting with my head on their desk sort of freaking out happily. They are super nice so didn’t judge me.)
 
My second thought after receiving that contra...